Friends who never call or talk to you, or when they do... they have nothing to tell you.

 

Spiders, bugs, snakes, dirty old men, etc.

 

People who change their opinion to match yours because their too afraid to stand by their own thoughts.

 

Cliques

 

Immaturity

 

Loud music that isn't my own.

 

Not having a car

 

Cleaning my room... especially my closet.

 

Listening to Britney Spears, or seeing the Olsen Twins/Paris Hilton on TV

 

Commitmentphobes

 

Bastards who say they'll call you, yet never figure out how to operate a telephone.

 

Liars

 

Little crying babies at concerts/performances/shows/plays/etc.

 

Middle Schoolers...  uuuuggghhhh  *shudders*

 

"OH NO YOU DI-NT"

 

"I'LL CALL YOU, I SWEAR WE'LL GET TOGETHER SOON"

 

"I MISS (insert name here)"  *mind you this is repeated on an hourly basis, maybe even when there is the slightest lul in conversation*

 

People who borrow, yet never return...  or return in a really CRAPPY condition.

 

Guys who hit on you when they KNOW you've been going out with the same guy for over a year.

 

Idiots

 

Close minded assholes who think they're always right.

 

Ricers... especially ones with the "Asshole Exhausts"  (the diameter of their exhaust opening is the same as their gaping anus)

 

People who blare country music out of their pickup truck.

 

People who blare rap music out of their dorm rooms.

 

Stalkers...  yes, Steve, I mean you.       psycho

 

Bullies

 

Fat people (especially girls) who still think they can wear bikinis or tiny clothes.

 

Youngsters who don't respect those older than them.

 

DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS!

 

Movies that look good on TV, but when you shell out the $10 to go, IT SUCKS BALLS.

 

"I GOT THE POWER-UP AND WON THE GAME!"

 

People who own a bunch of buddhistiva statues and don't know a thing about The Buddha.

 

Chicks with Tattoos...  especially chinese symbols.  Do you even know what your tattoo says?  It could say FAT COW, or WOMEN WITH LEGS SPRED LIKE EAGLE WINGS... and you WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW THE DIFFERENCE!!!!!!!!!    BRAAAAAWWWWGGGGGG!!!

 

"I WISH I WAS (insert location here)"   ... really people, if you want to be somewhere else other than here, you have the POWER to CHANGE your LOCATION!!!!  So, do us a favor and leave...  mmmkay?

 

Yankees

 

People who scream down the hall at 2am

 

Non-sticky tape

 

Disrespectful people

 

Yankees Fans

 

Guys who think they have the biggest dick in the world, when in actuality its the smallest I've ever seen.  }:]

 

The Language Lab

 

People who can eat twice their weight in food and still be really skinny.